I’m not comfortable with how facebook thinks it knows me

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These two ads have appeared recently in the left-hand ad section on my facebook profile.

facebook balding adfacebook gay counseling ad

The thing is, I don’t know I’ve ever indicated anything about my sexual preference (other than my spouse’s name is Cara… typically a woman’s name!) or my lack of hair. So isn’t it a tad bold of facebook to assume both of these things? I assume these ads are triggered by some algorithm… or do they really display gay counseling ads to everyone in Denver (certainly a possibility). But assuming there is something in my profile that triggered these ads, why does fb think I’m gay and know that I’m balding?

These are the big questions in life. Ponder them well.

Furthering my love of all things weathermen, excuse me, weatherpeople, related

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This was on Slate under the heading, “30 percent chance you’ll hate this weatherman.” I’m sure weather/meteorologist humor ranks right up there with Math humor for most people, but I love this.

And then there is Letterman…

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Even though I’m a tremendous fan of David Letterman… he’s so much better than Leno… I’ve never attended a taping of his show. Well, that all changed on Monday! I submitted a ticket request several weeks ago when we planned our trip, but because of the Late Show’s taping schedule, the only day we could see the show was Monday. Not very hopefully, I submitted that as our only available date.

But they called… last Thursday the day before we left. So we showed up Monday, got our tickets, and watched the master run his show. It’s all very choreographed… we were reminded several times that our laughter was the soundtrack of the show… which was not really a problem because Dave was funny as was his first guest Riann Wilson (from The Office). The best line from one of the production assistants was {paraphrasing}, “If you find yourself on the fence thinking… ‘was that funny?’, go ahead and laugh your head off. You have the entire ride home to figure out if it was actually funny.”

The infamously cold theatre lived up to it’s reputation. Paul Shaffer and the band are fantastic. And you can tell that at his core, Letterman really is a bit of a curmudgeon! Which is probably what makes him so funny. He also seemed genuinely pleased and grateful to have the life and job that he has. And while there are many parameters/restrictions on the audience, I didn’t get the feeling that we were the burden for his stardom, but that as long as his crazy showbiz ride continues, we were welcome to come along.

Speaking of stardom… here’s a video of the monologue from Monday night. I make a very brief appearance in the audience shot after his joke about the women wearing “Kiss Me I’m $4000″ buttons (about 40 seconds from the start). I’m in the lower right hand side of the shot.
enjoy.

Sometimes you really have to get some work done at Starbucks…

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…and a simple laptop isn’t going to cut it.

Improv Everywhere

speaking of flying cars….

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I don’t need this now…

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But when I get to be old, cranky, (and apparently Dutch) and want to keep the rascals from speeding down my street, I’ll be looking to installing one of these speed bumps.

I’m already planning…

The finest in Star Wars humor… ever

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If you haven’t seen this already, you’ll probably see it on CNN or the Today Show by Wednesday of next week. Luckily, this was long enough ago (I know, in a galaxy far, far, away) that I can only assume that Stacey has had time to define her life in other ways…. although I’m sure everyone secretly hopes she still has that bedazzling outfit!

Romance is not, I repeat NOT, dead.

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We MUST learn from our mistakes…

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or we will be doomed to repeat them.

My vote for best commercial ever.

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I never actually saw this one on TV, just through the wonders of the internet.

But this one is perhaps that greatest.

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